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    Eurydice - Margaret Atwood

    fuckyeahexistentialism:

     

    He is here, come down to look for you.
    It is the song that calls you back,
    a song of joy and suffering
    equally: a promise:
    that things will be different up there
    than they were last time.

    You would rather have gone on feeling nothing,
    emptiness and silence; the stagnant peace
    of the deepest sea, which is easier
    than the noise and flesh of the surface.

    You are used to these blanched dim corridors,
    you are used to the king
    who passes you without speaking.

    The other one is different
    and you almost remember him.
    He says he is singing to you 
    because he loves you,

    not as you are now,
    so chilled and minimal: moving and still
    both, like a white curtain blowing
    in the draft from a half-opened window
    beside a chair on which nobody sits.

    He wants you to be what he calls real.
    He wants you to stop light.
    He wants to feel himself thickening
    like a treetrunk or a haunch
    and see blood on his eyelids
    when he closes them, and the sun beating.

    This love of his is not something
    he can do if you aren’t there,
    but what you knew suddenly as you left your body
    cooling and whitening on the lawn

    was that you love him anywhere,
    even in this land of no memory,
    even in this domain of hunger.
    You hold love in your hand, a red seed
    you had forgotten you were holding.

    He has come almost too far.
    He cannot believe without seeing,
    and it’s dark here.
    Go back, you whisper,

    but he wants to be fed again
    by you. O handful of gauze, little
    bandage, handful of cold
    air, it is not through him
    you will get your freedom.

    Posted on: 26th August 2014 - 288 notesReblog

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    utterlyimpossible:

    mildrevolution:

    Greek/Roman Inspired Clothing:  2nd dress by Hana Touma, 3rd dress on ebay, 4th dress found here, 5th dress by Madame Gres ,6th dress by Kaufman Franco  , 7th dress by J.Mendel, 8th dress by Madame Gres, 9th dress by Jean Desses, 10th dress by Marchesa, 11th dress by 33Jewls, 12th (last) dress by Samuelle Couture

    Things I would wear were I a Goddess

    (via doodledinmypants)

    Posted on: 26th August 2014 - 7,801 notesReblog

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    vacantlyvest:

verticalart:

The assignment was to create a single page comic to introduce ourselves to the professor……  oops.
It’s kinda sloppy but that’s okay.  

before this i never drew myself as a vampire - there were times like that

    vacantlyvest:

    verticalart:

    The assignment was to create a single page comic to introduce ourselves to the professor……  oops.

    It’s kinda sloppy but that’s okay.  

    before this i never drew myself as a vampire - there were times like that

    (via chainsawsavvy)

    Posted on: 25th August 2014 - 7,404 notesReblog

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    volantedesign:

    The Washington is now available for preorder!

    Inspired by the United States’ first commander-in-chief, the Washington hopes to inspire great purpose in its wearer. Fittingly, it is first in the Ancestors collection, soon to be joined by other figures from the past. This stately jacket can be worn as a single layer or as an outer shell in the cooler months, perfect for leading a long campaign or just a short mission to the store. Take command of your life in the Washington.

    Color schemes shown:

    Night’s Watch - black body with navy accents, black thread, and black flat metal buttons

    - Freemason - navy body with rawhide accents, charcoal thread, and black flat metal buttons

    Pre-order here: www.volantedesign.us/product/the-washington/

    If you like the Washington, please share it around! 

    (via doodledinmypants)

    Posted on: 25th August 2014 - 1,142 notesReblog

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    Posted on: 25th August 2014 - 25,572 notesReblog

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    tsukiyama-shoo:

    tsukiyama-shoo:

    please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching them how to swim

    image

    (via fartymcmly)

    Posted on: 21st August 2014 - 50,093 notesReblog

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    lesroisdumonde:

    Baptised in dirty water 

    (Source: lesroisdumondee, via serosevsky)

    Posted on: 21st August 2014 - 24,993 notesReblog

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    onthemeander:

"Here’s something odd: there is a cat hovering in the men’s bathroom at the radio station here. He seems perfectly happy and healthy, but it’s floating about four feet off the ground next to the sink."

    onthemeander:

    "Here’s something odd: there is a cat hovering in the men’s bathroom at the radio station here. He seems perfectly happy and healthy, but it’s floating about four feet off the ground next to the sink."

    (via unofficialnightvaleblog)

    Posted on: 20th August 2014 - 113 notesReblog

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    hereinlife13:

    These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

    http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

    (via polarisopposites)

    Posted on: 20th August 2014 - 104,748 notesReblog

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    What is up with “thy,” “thou,” “thee,” and “thine”?

    djackmanson:

    theyuniversity:

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    THIS is how you do grammar-nerdery, instead of policing people’s grammatical errors

    (via mygayshoes)

    Posted on: 14th August 2014 - 137,606 notesReblog

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    stitchedtogetherinapreservedjar:

One day I’ll have a tentacle-based chest piece. 

    stitchedtogetherinapreservedjar:

    One day I’ll have a tentacle-based chest piece. 

    (Source: tattoointelligence, via goodbyespaceboy)

    Posted on: 13th August 2014 - 270 notesReblog

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    LOOK WHAT WE DID, MOTHERFUCKERS.

    oedipusmotherfuckingtyrannus:

    AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, WE HAVE A FUCKING ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 

    WE’VE WRITTEN A MOTHERFUCKING BOOK.

    Blah

    THAT’S RIGHT, BITCHES. OUR MYTHS ARE NOW A THING YOU CAN OWN AND GIVE INAPPROPRIATELY TO YOUR ELDERLY RELATIVES. OR YOU COULD JUST BUY SHITLOADS OF COPIES FOR YOURSELF AND HOARD THEM GLEEFULLY. WHATEVER.

    BUY ONE. BUY LOTS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU KNOW WE WANT YOU TO, AND KEEPING A FUCKING HUGE DRAGON HAPPY SHOULD BE VERY HIGH ON YOUR LIST OF PRIORITIES.

    Support independent publishing: Buy this book on Lulu.

    Posted on: 12th August 2014 - 164 notesReblog

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    maxkirin:

    Neil Gaiman’s 8 Rules of Writing, a remake of this post. Source.

    Want more writerly content? Make sure to follow maxkirin.tumblr.com for your daily dose of writer positivity, advice, and prompts!

    (via doodledinmypants)

    Posted on: 8th August 2014 - 58,425 notesReblog

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    culumacilinte:

life-in-neon:

aviendhalia:

vitaemachina:

kelesti:

forestambassador:

Player 2 is a game about conflict and healing by Lydia Neon.
Play Online
Why Try It: Example of a game that centers “exoludic” player experience (that is, interactions which take place outside of the game’s programmed rules structure); can be a difficult but helpful experience for the player in voicing feelings around unresolved interpersonal conflict.
Time: Ten minutes.
How to Play: Use the mouse to click links and the keyboard to enter information into the text fields. At any time, you can click the “esc” link at the bottom of the screen to stop playing if you need to.
More Info: Player 2 was made for the “Your Enemies Don’t Have To Die For You To Win” #CreativeConflictJam, an event where participants created games that centered alternative modes of conflict resolution. It was created in Twine, a free tool for creating hypertexts, interactive stories, and text-based games.
You can find Lydia Neon at her website or on Twitter.

Reblogging the shit out of this. Seriously.

This is really, really good. This is like how people tell you to write a letter when you’re angry about something/someone and then don’t mail it, except way, way better. Really feels like an actual dialog.

……I. needed. this.when something simple like this makes you break down and cry, well… this is more cathartic than any unsent letter i’ve ever written.

<3 you all. I’m really happy and overwhelmed that it’s helping people.

This is actually really wonderful, and unexpectedly made me cry. Blimey.

    culumacilinte:

    life-in-neon:

    aviendhalia:

    vitaemachina:

    kelesti:

    forestambassador:

    Player 2 is a game about conflict and healing by Lydia Neon.

    Play Online

    Why Try It: Example of a game that centers “exoludic” player experience (that is, interactions which take place outside of the game’s programmed rules structure); can be a difficult but helpful experience for the player in voicing feelings around unresolved interpersonal conflict.

    Time: Ten minutes.

    How to Play: Use the mouse to click links and the keyboard to enter information into the text fields. At any time, you can click the “esc” link at the bottom of the screen to stop playing if you need to.

    More Info: Player 2 was made for the “Your Enemies Don’t Have To Die For You To Win” #CreativeConflictJam, an event where participants created games that centered alternative modes of conflict resolution. It was created in Twinea free tool for creating hypertexts, interactive stories, and text-based games.

    You can find Lydia Neon at her website or on Twitter.

    Reblogging the shit out of this. Seriously.

    This is really, really good. This is like how people tell you to write a letter when you’re angry about something/someone and then don’t mail it, except way, way better. Really feels like an actual dialog.

    ……
    I. needed. this.
    when something simple like this makes you break down and cry, well… this is more cathartic than any unsent letter i’ve ever written.

    <3 you all. I’m really happy and overwhelmed that it’s helping people.

    This is actually really wonderful, and unexpectedly made me cry. Blimey.

    (via doodledinmypants)

    Posted on: 8th August 2014 - 33,191 notesReblog

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    tr0llop:

submissivefeminist:

LISTEN UP YOU KINKY FUCKS. SOME FOLLOWERS REQUESTED A REVIEW OF THE HITACHI SO HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING GET ONE.
THIS HERE IS THE HITACHI MAGIC WAND. YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT THAT? BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING MAGICAL. IT’S A JAPANESE “MASSAGER” BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT SOME SMART-ASS BITCH WAS LIKE, “THIS WOULD FEEL SO GOOD ON MY CUNT” AND THIS REVOLUTIONARY SEX TOY WAS BORN! IT’S LITERALLY SO POWERFUL THAT NO BATTERIES CAN MATCH ITS STRENGTH SO YOU JUST PLUG THIS FUCKER RIGHT INTO THE WALL AND GO APE-SHIT.
IF YOUR GENITALS ARE USED TO LITTLE BULLET VIBRATORS THIS IS NOT THE TOY FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO SAND YOUR FUCKING CLIT/DICK OFF IF YOU DON’T HAVE WAND-RESISTANCE FROM OTHER WAND VIBRATORS. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT FOR SEX NEWBIES BECAUSE YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE FROM SHOCK. THEY WILL FIND YOU IN A PUDDLE OF CUM WITH A GRIN ON YOUR FACE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO DIE SO JUST PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS MONSTER.
THOSE OF US WITH VAGINAS WHO CAN SQUIRT ARE IN ONE FUCKING HELL OF A RIDE. YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO GRAB A TOWEL OR EIGHT TO COVER YOUR MATTRESS UNLESS YOU WANT GOING TO SLEEP TO BE A DROWNING HAZARD. ALSO, YOU SHOULD BE AWARE THAT USING THIS TO SQUIRT MAY CAUSE DEHYDRATION WHICH ALSO INCREASES YOUR CHANCES OF DEATH.
THE ONLY THING I DON’T LIKE ABOUT THIS THING IS THAT A) ALL MY OUTLETS ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY ROOM AND I LITERALLY HAVE TO HUMP A PILLOW ON THE FLOOR IN A CORNER BUT FUCK IT—IT’S SO GOOD, AND B) THE HEAD IS QUITE LARGE AND DOESN’T FOCUS ALL THE VIBRATIONS TO YOUR CLIT. BUT I GUESS THAT’S NECESSARY BECAUSE, SERIOUSLY, OTHERWISE IT MAY JUST FALL OFF AND NO ONE WANTS THAT.
IF YOU’RE A SUBMISSIVE AND YOUR DOMINANT IS INTO KINKY SHIT LIKE FORCED ORGASMS, YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT BUY THIS TOY BECAUSE YOU MIGHT LITERALLY DIE FROM ORGASMS. IT SHOULD COME WITH LIKE A MILLION WARNINGS ABOUT ORGASM-RELATED DEATHS BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY KEEP DENYING THE KINKY SHIT PEOPLE DO WITH THIS TOY AND JUST WARN YOU NOT TO USE IT IN THE TUB. DUH.
BASICALLY, THIS THING WILL PROBABLY KILL YOU. I’M SURE PEOPLE HAVE DIED AS A RESULT OF CUMMING TOO HARD OR TOO MUCH SO THAT’S WHY NO BITCH-ASS PUSSIES SHOULD OWN THIS MACHINE. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT YOU BETTER FUCKING PROVE IT. 
PREPARE YOURSELF AND ORDER THIS FUCKING BEAUTY. YOU CAN BUY IT HERE IF YOU WANT. AND I KNOW YOU FUCKERS ARE GOING TO USE MY CODE, “V2V”, UNDER “PARTNER CODES” AT CHECKOUT AND GET 15% OFF BECAUSE ONLY AN ASSHOLE DOESN’T WANT TO SAVE MONEY. AND DON’T FORGET YOUR FREE GIFT AND LUBE.
GO FORTH AND CUM HARDER/BETTER/FASTER/STRONGER, MY LITTLE WHORES.
xx SF

this is the best thing I’ve ever read omg

    tr0llop:

    submissivefeminist:

    LISTEN UP YOU KINKY FUCKS. SOME FOLLOWERS REQUESTED A REVIEW OF THE HITACHI SO HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING GET ONE.

    THIS HERE IS THE HITACHI MAGIC WAND. YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT THAT? BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING MAGICAL. IT’S A JAPANESE “MASSAGER” BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT SOME SMART-ASS BITCH WAS LIKE, “THIS WOULD FEEL SO GOOD ON MY CUNT” AND THIS REVOLUTIONARY SEX TOY WAS BORN! IT’S LITERALLY SO POWERFUL THAT NO BATTERIES CAN MATCH ITS STRENGTH SO YOU JUST PLUG THIS FUCKER RIGHT INTO THE WALL AND GO APE-SHIT.

    IF YOUR GENITALS ARE USED TO LITTLE BULLET VIBRATORS THIS IS NOT THE TOY FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO SAND YOUR FUCKING CLIT/DICK OFF IF YOU DON’T HAVE WAND-RESISTANCE FROM OTHER WAND VIBRATORS. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT FOR SEX NEWBIES BECAUSE YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE FROM SHOCK. THEY WILL FIND YOU IN A PUDDLE OF CUM WITH A GRIN ON YOUR FACE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO DIE SO JUST PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS MONSTER.

    THOSE OF US WITH VAGINAS WHO CAN SQUIRT ARE IN ONE FUCKING HELL OF A RIDE. YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO GRAB A TOWEL OR EIGHT TO COVER YOUR MATTRESS UNLESS YOU WANT GOING TO SLEEP TO BE A DROWNING HAZARD. ALSO, YOU SHOULD BE AWARE THAT USING THIS TO SQUIRT MAY CAUSE DEHYDRATION WHICH ALSO INCREASES YOUR CHANCES OF DEATH.

    THE ONLY THING I DON’T LIKE ABOUT THIS THING IS THAT A) ALL MY OUTLETS ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY ROOM AND I LITERALLY HAVE TO HUMP A PILLOW ON THE FLOOR IN A CORNER BUT FUCK IT—IT’S SO GOOD, AND B) THE HEAD IS QUITE LARGE AND DOESN’T FOCUS ALL THE VIBRATIONS TO YOUR CLIT. BUT I GUESS THAT’S NECESSARY BECAUSE, SERIOUSLY, OTHERWISE IT MAY JUST FALL OFF AND NO ONE WANTS THAT.

    IF YOU’RE A SUBMISSIVE AND YOUR DOMINANT IS INTO KINKY SHIT LIKE FORCED ORGASMS, YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT BUY THIS TOY BECAUSE YOU MIGHT LITERALLY DIE FROM ORGASMS. IT SHOULD COME WITH LIKE A MILLION WARNINGS ABOUT ORGASM-RELATED DEATHS BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY KEEP DENYING THE KINKY SHIT PEOPLE DO WITH THIS TOY AND JUST WARN YOU NOT TO USE IT IN THE TUB. DUH.

    BASICALLY, THIS THING WILL PROBABLY KILL YOU. I’M SURE PEOPLE HAVE DIED AS A RESULT OF CUMMING TOO HARD OR TOO MUCH SO THAT’S WHY NO BITCH-ASS PUSSIES SHOULD OWN THIS MACHINE. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT YOU BETTER FUCKING PROVE IT. 

    PREPARE YOURSELF AND ORDER THIS FUCKING BEAUTY. YOU CAN BUY IT HERE IF YOU WANT. AND I KNOW YOU FUCKERS ARE GOING TO USE MY CODE, “V2V”, UNDER “PARTNER CODES” AT CHECKOUT AND GET 15% OFF BECAUSE ONLY AN ASSHOLE DOESN’T WANT TO SAVE MONEY. AND DON’T FORGET YOUR FREE GIFT AND LUBE.

    GO FORTH AND CUM HARDER/BETTER/FASTER/STRONGER, MY LITTLE WHORES.

    xx SF

    this is the best thing I’ve ever read omg

    (via doodledinmypants)

    Posted on: 7th August 2014 - 5,331 notesReblog

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