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    superavengerwholock:

loveyourselfsonoonehasto13:

The number plate is the chemical equation for Glucose, and the car is called a Cube, it is therefore a giant sugar cube

wow thanks there science part of tumblr

    superavengerwholock:

    loveyourselfsonoonehasto13:

    The number plate is the chemical equation for Glucose, and the car is called a Cube, it is therefore a giant sugar cube

    wow thanks there science part of tumblr

    (via iheartcardioids)

    Posted on: 1st September 2014 - 172,213 notesReblog

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    emilysculpts:

Commission - Khoshekh
Please note, this piece was a commission and is not for sale. While I do take commissions (see below), I do not remake pieces that I have already made. Thank you for your understanding.
About : “Here’s something odd: there is a cat hovering in the men’s bathroom at the radio station here. He seems perfectly happy and healthy, but it’s floating about four feet off the ground next to the sink.”
Check out Welcome to Night Vale!
Materials : Apoxie Sculpt, Sculpey Firm, Super Sculpey, Wire Armature, Cel Vinyl, Wood Base
Dimensions : 8” Tall on a 5” Base
Time Taken : 8 hours
Want to learn how to sculpt like I do?
Check out my book Creature Sculpt! Less than 50 copies remaining! Check out all the information here!
My Skillshare class is now enrolling. Head over there now to sign up and get 50% off with coupon code “THANKYOU”.
Commission slots are opening August 15! This will be my final round of 2014!!! To read my commission policy, pricing, and information on how to get a slot, go here.

    emilysculpts:

    Commission - Khoshekh

    Please note, this piece was a commission and is not for sale. While I do take commissions (see below), I do not remake pieces that I have already made. Thank you for your understanding.

    About : “Here’s something odd: there is a cat hovering in the men’s bathroom at the radio station here. He seems perfectly happy and healthy, but it’s floating about four feet off the ground next to the sink.”

    Check out Welcome to Night Vale!

    Materials : Apoxie Sculpt, Sculpey Firm, Super Sculpey, Wire Armature, Cel Vinyl, Wood Base

    Dimensions : 8” Tall on a 5” Base

    Time Taken : 8 hours

    Want to learn how to sculpt like I do?

    Check out my book Creature Sculpt! Less than 50 copies remaining! Check out all the information here!

    My Skillshare class is now enrolling. Head over there now to sign up and get 50% off with coupon code “THANKYOU”.

    Commission slots are opening August 15! This will be my final round of 2014!!! To read my commission policy, pricing, and information on how to get a slot, go here.

    (via creepy-cuttingedge-and-cecilos)

    Posted on: 31st August 2014 - 494 notesReblog

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    I’m done explaining why fanfic is okay.

    bookshop:

    Note: this post was originally made in 2010 in response to Diana Gabaldon’s epic rant about fanfiction. The original version is still being updated. I’m reposting it to Tumblr by request, but if you have any additions, please feel free to drop a comment at LJ so they can be added to the masterpost!

    Dear Author of the Week,

    You think fanfic is a personal affront to the many hours you’ve spent carefully crafting your characters. You think fanfic is “immoral and illegal.” You think fanfiction is just plagiarism. You think fanfiction is cheating. You think fanfic is for people who are too stupid/lazy/unimaginative to write stories of their own. You think there are exceptions for people who write published derivative works as part of a brand or franchise, because they’re clearly only doing it because they have to. You’re personally traumatized by the idea that someone else could look at your characters and decide that you did it wrong and they need to fix it/add original characters to your universe/send your characters to the moon/Japan/their hometown. You think all fanfic is basically porn. You’re revolted by the very idea that fic writers think what they do is legitimate.

    We get it. 

    Congratulations! You’ve just summarily dismissed as criminal, immoral, and unimaginative each of the following Pulitzer Prize-winning writers and works:

    Read More

    Posted on: 30th August 2014 - 12,443 notesReblog

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    sirida:

    It’s not that he doesn’t give a damn about people, but it’s easier to not engage because people are unpredictable.

    (via djclawson)

    Posted on: 29th August 2014 - 1,036 notesReblog

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    thestraggletag:

    egobus:

    I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

    By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

    (via polarisopposites)

    Posted on: 29th August 2014 - 104,773 notesReblog

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    guardians-of-the-food:

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    Posted on: 28th August 2014 - 433 notesReblog

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    The Major Arcana in One to Two Sentences

    • The Fool: Now what?
    • The Magician: You should really do the Thing
    • The High Priestess: You should think about what happens when you do the Thing
    • The Empress: Here are the means for you to do the Thing
    • The Emperor: Here are the rules you need to follow to do the Thing
    • The Hierophant: You probably shouldn't do the Thing
    • The Lovers: I'm going to decide for myself if I should do the Thing or not
    • The Chariot: I'm gOING TO DO THE THING
    • Strength: Whoa there friend have some self-control while you try to do the thing
    • The Hermit: Observe how other people do the Thing and learn from this
    • Wheel of Fortune: HAAAHAAHA THIS SETBACK IS KEEPING YOU FROM DOING THE THING HA HAAAA
    • Justice: Maybe I deserved that for trying to do the Thing
    • The Hanged Man: Trying to do the Thing has fucked my life over what the shit
    • Death: Trying to do the Thing has changed me beyond all comprehension. I DON'T LIKE CHANGE
    • Temperance: I'm trying to get back how I used to be before I tried to do the Thing
    • The Devil: I DON'T WANNA DO THE THING I WANNA STAY HOME AND DRINK AND EAT TEN CHEESEBURGER WAAAH
    • The Tower: Everything I knew before I tried to do the Thing was a lie. I am completely changed
    • The Star: Maybe there's hope for me to actually do the Thing
    • The Moon: I'M NOT SURE IF I'M MAKING PROGRESS WITH DOING THE THING YET????
    • The Sun: Wow I may actually be able to do the Thing
    • Judgment: Looks back fondly on the Journey that I took in order to do the Thing
    • The World: I did the Thing
    • The Fool: Now what?

    Posted on: 27th August 2014 - 4,629 notesReblog

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    bluediamond-og:

horchata-princess:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

bless

Lmao yesss

    bluediamond-og:

    horchata-princess:

    mi-shellvp:

    estasfuera:

    “A little bit of Monica in my life,
    A little bit of Erica by my side,
    A little bit of Rita is all I need,
    A little bit of Tina is what I see,
    A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
    A little bit of Mary all night long,
    A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

    If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

    bless

    Lmao yesss

    Posted on: 27th August 2014 - 196,954 notesReblog

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    thegirlwithgoldeyes:

    thegirlwithgoldeyes:

    She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

    She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

    (via goodbyespaceboy)

    Posted on: 27th August 2014 - 29,049 notesReblog

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    Eurydice - Margaret Atwood

    fuckyeahexistentialism:

     

    He is here, come down to look for you.
    It is the song that calls you back,
    a song of joy and suffering
    equally: a promise:
    that things will be different up there
    than they were last time.

    You would rather have gone on feeling nothing,
    emptiness and silence; the stagnant peace
    of the deepest sea, which is easier
    than the noise and flesh of the surface.

    You are used to these blanched dim corridors,
    you are used to the king
    who passes you without speaking.

    The other one is different
    and you almost remember him.
    He says he is singing to you 
    because he loves you,

    not as you are now,
    so chilled and minimal: moving and still
    both, like a white curtain blowing
    in the draft from a half-opened window
    beside a chair on which nobody sits.

    He wants you to be what he calls real.
    He wants you to stop light.
    He wants to feel himself thickening
    like a treetrunk or a haunch
    and see blood on his eyelids
    when he closes them, and the sun beating.

    This love of his is not something
    he can do if you aren’t there,
    but what you knew suddenly as you left your body
    cooling and whitening on the lawn

    was that you love him anywhere,
    even in this land of no memory,
    even in this domain of hunger.
    You hold love in your hand, a red seed
    you had forgotten you were holding.

    He has come almost too far.
    He cannot believe without seeing,
    and it’s dark here.
    Go back, you whisper,

    but he wants to be fed again
    by you. O handful of gauze, little
    bandage, handful of cold
    air, it is not through him
    you will get your freedom.

    Posted on: 26th August 2014 - 318 notesReblog

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    utterlyimpossible:

    mildrevolution:

    Greek/Roman Inspired Clothing:  2nd dress by Hana Touma, 3rd dress on ebay, 4th dress found here, 5th dress by Madame Gres ,6th dress by Kaufman Franco  , 7th dress by J.Mendel, 8th dress by Madame Gres, 9th dress by Jean Desses, 10th dress by Marchesa, 11th dress by 33Jewls, 12th (last) dress by Samuelle Couture

    Things I would wear were I a Goddess

    (via doodledinmypants)

    Posted on: 26th August 2014 - 19,578 notesReblog

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    vacantlyvest:

verticalart:

The assignment was to create a single page comic to introduce ourselves to the professor……  oops.
It’s kinda sloppy but that’s okay.  

before this i never drew myself as a vampire - there were times like that

    vacantlyvest:

    verticalart:

    The assignment was to create a single page comic to introduce ourselves to the professor……  oops.

    It’s kinda sloppy but that’s okay.  

    before this i never drew myself as a vampire - there were times like that

    (via chainsawsavvy)

    Posted on: 25th August 2014 - 7,415 notesReblog

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    volantedesign:

    The Washington is now available for preorder!

    Inspired by the United States’ first commander-in-chief, the Washington hopes to inspire great purpose in its wearer. Fittingly, it is first in the Ancestors collection, soon to be joined by other figures from the past. This stately jacket can be worn as a single layer or as an outer shell in the cooler months, perfect for leading a long campaign or just a short mission to the store. Take command of your life in the Washington.

    Color schemes shown:

    Night’s Watch - black body with navy accents, black thread, and black flat metal buttons

    - Freemason - navy body with rawhide accents, charcoal thread, and black flat metal buttons

    Pre-order here: www.volantedesign.us/product/the-washington/

    If you like the Washington, please share it around! 

    (via doodledinmypants)

    Posted on: 25th August 2014 - 1,270 notesReblog

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