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    saintdeanthomas:

    If you aren’t reading Sex Criminals, then I have two questions: …why do you hate fun and when did you decide to not love yourself?

    (via gunjob)

    Posted on: 31st July 2014 - 5,540 notesReblog

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    So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

    karlosmadera:

    I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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    Posted on: 31st July 2014 - 59,235 notesReblog

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    PENTHEUS HAS PROBLEMS WITH WOMEN

    oedipusmotherfuckingtyrannus:

    ONE DAY PENTHEUS, WHO IS THE KING OF THEBES AND A COMPLETE SHITWEASEL, DECIDES TO BAN WORSHIP OF DIONYSUS.

    NATURALLY, DIONYSUS ISN’T AT ALL PLEASED BY THIS. NOT ONE FUCKING BIT. HE PROVOKES ALL THE WOMEN IN THEBES INTO A BACCHIC FRENZY AND THEY TEAR ALL THEIR CLOTHES OFF AND RUN UP THE NEAREST MOUNTAIN TO DANCE.

    PENTHEUS COMES HOME TO FIND HIS MUM AND HIS AUNTS MISSING, AND WHEN HE FINDS OUT THAT THEY’RE DANCING AROUND NAKED HALF WAY UP A MOUNTAIN HE’S PRETTY FUCKING ANNOYED. HE GETS HIS MEN TO CAPTURE DIONYSUS AND PUT HIM IN PRISON.

    DIONYSUS IS A GOD, SO HE JUST WALKS STRAIGHT OUT OF THE PRISON, AND SITS BACK TO WATCH WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

    PENTHEUS SNEAKS OUT OF THE CITY AND GOES UP THE MOUNTAIN TO PERV ON HIS MUM AND HIS AUNTS. UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, THEY’RE TEMPORARILY INSANE. THAT’S WHAT A BACCHIC FRENZY DOES. THEY SPOT HIM HIDING IN A BUSH, THINK HE’S AN ANIMAL, AND TEAR HIS ARMS AND LEGS OFF. WITH THEIR FUCKING BARE HANDS.

    THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR GETTING IN THE WAY OF DIONYSUS.

    (via oedipusmotherfuckingtyrannus)

    Posted on: 29th July 2014 - 115 notesReblog

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    butt-grab:

    so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

    and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

    (via iheartcardioids)

    Posted on: 28th July 2014 - 92,857 notesReblog

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    lady-feral:

    asylum-art:

    Creative Sculptures by Hedi Xandt

    Hedi Xandt imagines impressive sculptures. Mixing styles and materials with talent, the artist invites us to discover his dark and intense universe.

    This is my jam.

    (via serosevsky)

    Posted on: 28th July 2014 - 52,055 notesReblog

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    jumpingjacktrash:

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    rapunzelsempai:

    So here’s some pics of my Man in the Tan Jacket cosplay from Colossal con. Its still sort of a WIP, I need to add the flies all over the jacket still and fix some other small things. 

    Oh and I had speakers in the suit case so it had the flies buzzing inside it. Creeped some people out. :D

    The pin on my lapel says ‘nightvale fly salesman’ 

    this is so disturbing i fucking love it

    this is wonderfully creepy holy shit <3

    (via unofficialnightvaleblog)

    Posted on: 26th July 2014 - 13,818 notesReblog

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    mymodernmet:

    The Abyss Table is a stunning coffee table that mimics the depths of the ocean with stacked layers of wood and glass. Made by London-based furniture design company Duffy London, the limited-edition piece comes with the hefty price tag of £5,800 (nearly $10,000).

    (via serosevsky)

    Posted on: 25th July 2014 - 114,995 notesReblog

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    safeword:

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    dinosaurryuzaki:

    lasupremadictadura:

    truebluemeandyou:

    DIY How to Dress Your Shape Infographic from IGIGI.

    this is so awesome because usually the model for the type is super skinny but this I can actually use God bless.

    This is also super great because the three main body types focused on in stuff like this are triangle, hourglass, and figure 8. It’s nice to see examples of my body type for a change.

    reblogging for the type of language they use

    AMAZING

    (via vilevice)

    Posted on: 24th July 2014 - 68,711 notesReblog

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    owlmylove:

    when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

    Posted on: 21st July 2014 - 72,821 notesReblog

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    lavastormsw:

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amyaugusta:

For the Portal fans out there, I just sharpied my door. No stencils, all hand drawn with black and silver sharpies and a ruler - Imgur

I’m totally going to do this. After college. After I get a house.

Holy shit, that’s AMAZING

    lavastormsw:

    aftertheheartbreak:

    amyaugusta:

    For the Portal fans out there, I just sharpied my door. No stencils, all hand drawn with black and silver sharpies and a ruler - Imgur

    I’m totally going to do this. After college. After I get a house.

    Holy shit, that’s AMAZING

    (via iheartcardioids)

    Posted on: 16th July 2014 - 17,633 notesReblog

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    mercenary-tributary:

    1962 republic of andolucia manual on demonic constructs

    The infographic explanation on how demons work in my story is finally done! @_@ It’s more or less an expanded explanation of this. I worked really hard on it! hope its easy to understand!

    EDIT: im gonna put some COOL DEMON FACTZ that i couldn’t fit on the graphic under the cut

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    (via lantadyme)

    Posted on: 8th July 2014 - 10,829 notesReblog

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    djclawson asked If we're talking headcanons, I've always imaged Big Rico as a gigantic praying mantis, like 8 feet tall, just standing behind the cash register. I don't even think he can talk. I don't know why I think this.

    videntefernandez:

    HAHAHA That’s awesome

    Posted on: 8th July 2014 - 42 notesReblog

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    narryster:

    Somebody just sent me this IM LAUGHING SO HARD

    (via faun-songs)

    Posted on: 8th July 2014 - 20,340 notesReblog

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    nursecorgipie:

LOOK AT THE ADORABLE CORGIS! 

    nursecorgipie:

    LOOK AT THE ADORABLE CORGIS! 

    Posted on: 7th July 2014 - 115 notesReblog

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    heartofgoldstomachofbacon:

    Easily one of the sickest tattoos I’ve ever seen.

    I REALLY WANT THIS kilo-by-kilo

    (via goodbyespaceboy)

    Posted on: 6th July 2014 - 10,309 notesReblog

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