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    psiioniiphiile:

buttpilgrim:

canni8al:

What’s your superpower?
Ally has mastered the ability to copy the weapons of her foes. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against multiple opponents. Ally developed the talent to make nightmares appear from nowhere. Tragically, Ally has a weakness of being clumsy.

Buttpilgrim developed the talent to confuse the fears of an adversary. He likewise wrangles with assailants wielding a magical sword made from cloth, however using this power makes him camouflaged for two days. Buttpilgrim can launch lightning bolts from his whip toward a distant area.
ok that sounds cool I guess, but what’s my weaknessLamentably, Buttpilgrim becomes weak in the presence of physical matter.
well shit

Alphie is able to sculpt and mold all wood with a thought. Additionally, he is able to leap to distant galaxies and he has been known to communicate with lions from a distance. Alphie can transform any sorceror into rubber and he possesses the power to steal the mental attributes of his enemies and use it against them. Terribly, Alphie is well-known for being clumsy.
WHY DOES THIS SEEM ACCURATE.

Charlie is able to transform his body into physical matter. Additionally, he possesses the power to make machines appear from nowhere and he can block lasers and deflect them against multiple combatants. Charlie brandishes a lethal shotgun that also grants a fantastic utility belt that always comes in handy. Terribly, Charlie suffers from being unable to smell.
I can… transform my body into physical matter. Was I a ghost or some shit before? I don’t. I don’t even.

    psiioniiphiile:

    buttpilgrim:

    canni8al:

    What’s your superpower?

    Ally has mastered the ability to copy the weapons of her foes. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against multiple opponents. Ally developed the talent to make nightmares appear from nowhere. Tragically, Ally has a weakness of being clumsy.

    Buttpilgrim developed the talent to confuse the fears of an adversary. He likewise wrangles with assailants wielding a magical sword made from cloth, however using this power makes him camouflaged for two days. Buttpilgrim can launch lightning bolts from his whip toward a distant area.

    ok that sounds cool I guess, but what’s my weakness

    Lamentably, Buttpilgrim becomes weak in the presence of physical matter.

    well shit

    Alphie is able to sculpt and mold all wood with a thought. Additionally, he is able to leap to distant galaxies and he has been known to communicate with lions from a distance. Alphie can transform any sorceror into rubber and he possesses the power to steal the mental attributes of his enemies and use it against them. Terribly, Alphie is well-known for being clumsy.

    WHY DOES THIS SEEM ACCURATE.

    Charlie is able to transform his body into physical matter. Additionally, he possesses the power to make machines appear from nowhere and he can block lasers and deflect them against multiple combatants. Charlie brandishes a lethal shotgun that also grants a fantastic utility belt that always comes in handy. Terribly, Charlie suffers from being unable to smell.

    I can… transform my body into physical matter. Was I a ghost or some shit before? I don’t. I don’t even.

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    Posted on: 17th May 2012 - 15,201 notesReblog

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