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    helensdivision:

    areyoutryingtodeduceme:

    sugarkitteh:

    bigbangpunch:

    BRITISH VERSION OF THIS:

    1. BOIL THE KETTLE - IF YOU HAVE TO USE A STOVE OR MICROWAVE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE

    2. USE ANY WATER IN EXISTENCE - FUCK FILTERING THAT SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE YOUR SHOW IS BACK ON IN 5 MINUTES PRESS A

    3. THROW WHATEVER THE HELL TEABAG YOU HAVE IN THERE - FUCK LOOSE TEA THAT IS FOR WHEN YOU ORDER TEA OUTSIDE

    4. USE YOUR STIRRING TEABAG METHOD OF CHOICE, ADD SUGAR/SWEETENER LIKE A BOSS OR NOT IF YOU ARE A HEALTHY BOSS

    5. GRUMBLE LIKE A FISHERMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE KETTLE AREA TO GO TO THE FRIDGE TO GET MILK AND BACK TO IT AGAIN AFTER YOU ADD IT

    6. RUN BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING, TAKE A COMFORT SIP AND THEN EITHER FINISH IT OR FORGET ABOUT IT AND MOAN ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU LET IT GO COLD

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    EDIT: IF YOU CAN’T SPOT IF NOT FROM THIS ALONE THEN THE NATURE OF MY TUMBLR THAT I’M NOT MAKING A DIG AT HER COMIC SIMPLY POINTING OUT HOW LAZY WE ARE OVER HERE WITH TEA THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET. THE COMIC COVERS ALL TEA OPTIONS. COME AT ME BRO.

    THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION

    JUST GET THE BLOODY BILLY ON THE FIRE AND THROW IN A FISTFUL OF TEA FOR EACH BUGGER AFTER THE WATER BOILS

    TAKE OFF FIRE

    WAIT UNTIL IT REACHES DESIRED STRENGTH

    CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING A SPOON STOOD UPRIGHT IN IT IS IDEAL

    WHACK BILLY TO ENCOURAGE SINKING OF TEA LEAVES

    POUR IT OUT

    ADD AS MUCH MILK AND SUGAR AS YOU LIKE OR NOT AT ALL VEGEMITE IS ACCEPTABLE

    DRINK IT DOWN WHILE RIDING OFF INTO THE OUTBACK ON YOUR BIG RED KANGAROO ON A SADDLE MADE OF DROPBEAR PELTS, WITH YOUR TRUSTY BRUMBY PACKING ALONG YOUR SWAG AND A DINGO BY YOUR SIDE

    CHEERS MATE

    Oh my god

    In all seriousness, these comments make up for all the snark.

    That said, here’s the REAL American directions I should have made:

    -ACQUIRE TEA

    -INSIST THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO ACTUALLY PAY FOR THAT SHIT

    -THROW IT INTO THE OCEAN

    -DRINK SOME BEERS

    CANADIAN VERSION:

    BOIL WATER

    POUR IT OVER THE TEA LEAVES/BAG WHILE APOLOGISING PROFUSELY TO THE LEAVES FOR BOILING THEM.

    LOOK FOR THINGS TO PUT IN YOUR TEA.

    DON’T HAVE THEM.

    CURSE YOUR FRIDGE FOR NOT HAVING THEM.

    APOLOGISE TO FRIDGE.

    GO TO TIMMIES AND GET A DOUBLE-DOUBLE LIKE A REAL CANUCK.

    (via mygayshoes)

    Posted on: 17th May 2012 - 52,215 notesReblog

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